Don't hate the player...

When humans reach a certain age we must start to think of the long term. We ponder the vast horizon of possibility with awe and trepidation for there are so many paths we can take. But alas, there can only be so many doctors, lawyers, and checkout clerks. It must take tremendous courage to see the vastness of personal opportunity and then voluntarily remove yourself from the equation.

And so I salute you bro! Someone has to work at the head shops and 24-hour convenience stores of the future.