Glittery Robert

Ahh yes. This will burn your soul if you look at it to long.

What untold destruction have my idle hands brought.
Wait.... What's in Robert's mouth.

Robert Barton Feisty...

When you like the dub step life style you're gonna get punched in the face by a few girls.

My bro can take it in stride though.

Huzzah! This blog is now reachable from Google search! But not by a search for Robert Barton. So I need to make sure that every post now says Robert Barton.

Don't hate the player...

When humans reach a certain age we must start to think of the long term. We ponder the vast horizon of possibility with awe and trepidation for there are so many paths we can take. But alas, there can only be so many doctors, lawyers, and checkout clerks. It must take tremendous courage to see the vastness of personal opportunity and then voluntarily remove yourself from the equation.

And so I salute you bro! Someone has to work at the head shops and 24-hour convenience stores of the future.

Nyan nyannyan nyan

Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyannyan nyan nyan nyan nyannyan nyan nyan .... nyan nyan !

Moving up...

Today I'm moving up from simply inserting my brothers face on to other people to completly transporting him to new realms of possibility. We've known for a long time who he REALLY was. I'm just trying to help him imagine the possibilities. So really He should thank me for this:

Good lord what have I created?!

Just for spite...

I don't always need inspiration, skill, or even a reason to create these and loose the on the internet like an army or radioactive ferrets.

If I were a normal human being I would almost feel bad about immortalizing my younger brother on the internet this way.  If I were a normal human being.

When posing as a celebrity...

When you have a brother with access to your Facebook page and too much free time at work, it might behoove you not to claim to look like celebrities...